Here is the revised version.
The short story is this. While filling in for an indoor soccer team I tore my ACL and MCL. I got the coolest crutches available (thanks babe) but still managed to drop my brand new iPhone in the toilet, forcing me to resort to an old flip phone we had activated in order to get said iPhone early.
If you're lucky I'll update you more when I am on post-surgery drugs. I've heard that's when the magic happens :).
All joking aside. God is so good. I have a flexible job, a loving husband, the best doctor and a new nephew to meet when I'm cleared to travel.
Let's do this.